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Maria Alana
Social Media Voice of My Damn Channel.
Semi-Professional Smartass.
Hater of exclamation points.
Mostly SF. Sometimes NY and LA.
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Status
- Maligayang Pasko!
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Tweets
- Just heard a song called "Butter on Ya Muffintop." That is all.
- So amazing I can't breathe. Lana Del Rey + The Hunger Games = http://t.co/EeNoDAgB (Thank you, @Ted_Kirby!))
- Meet two of the worst people in the world: http://t.co/XDM9S40U They bought out all of the @JasonWu stock from a Miami @Target. I hate them.
- If one more person mentions anything about "McPheever" today I'm going to have to cut a bitch.
- "...then the Patriots' defense opened a hole for a Giants' butt touchdown, sealing a come-from-behind win." -How To Describe Super Bowl XLVI
- Poor Tom Brady. Hope your multi-million dollar house and your supermodel wife and your ridiculous good looks will be enough comfort for you.
- Yayyyyyyy!!! Giants winnnnnn! Everyone in New York gets a day off tomorrow!!! Wait...what? We don't?! Well, damn.
- That was amazing.
- @DanIsDapper Yes, yes I do. And that was by far my favorite bit from SNL last night.
- Whoa, whoa, WHOA. What do you MEAN this game might not be over in time for Downton Abbey?!
- The only way I could have loved that halftime Clint Eastwood commercial more is if he said "Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, America." #SuperBowl
- Oh, Madonna. You had me until the "World Peace" shout out. Not because I'm cynical, but because Ron Artest thinks it's like a bat signal.
- Did Madonna get Brian Krakow from My So-Called Life to do a tight rope act? #SuperBowl
- HELL YES. Madonna's #SuperBowl halftime show is a tribute to She-Ra, Princess of Power.
- If my bf sends me flowers from Teleflora the only thing he will receive is a rant from me about falling for stupid, sexist commercials.
- Calling Woodhead and Welker "The Smurfs" is Smurfist. #SuperBowl
- And my annual tradition of hating the http://t.co/mxIVA2a7 #SuperBowl commercial continues!
- They showed Gisele!!! DRINK!!! #SuperBowlDrinkingGame
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Play along.
‘Lunch Scholars’ Video Reveals American Teens Can’t Answer Basic Trivia
And we weep for the future of America and think “Oh, nothing matters! Nothing matters after all! I’m just going to crawl back into bed and re-read The Hunger Games for the fiftieth time in preparation for my children’s inevitable desolate future!”
Okay. So maybe I got a little carried away, there. But still.
She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t cry…Obama will support her, and she’ll be the first woman president.
The universe was clearly trying to tell Maria Alana she’d made a mistake. “That stupid Jay-Z song came out right after I left,” says Alana, who is now in the process of moving back to New York City after a few years away.
‘I’m back, baby!’ - NYPOST.com
In which Jay-Z and I become inexorably linked forever.
7. The Self-Punisher. “I always hate your tastes, so I knew this would be a miserable and useless list before I decided to click on it and read the whole thing, and now I know I was right.
The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists
Hey. I know that guy. (via NPR)
Skip Bayless’ autotuned tribute to Tim Tebow - “All He Does Is Win” (by ESPN1stTake)
Autotuned and Tebowed. Take a knee.
Basically, I date musicians in the hopes that one of my offspring will turn out like this.
Bennett and I text about stuffed animals.
No way this is real. No WAY. nowaynowaynowaynowaynonway. (h/t shane: I saw it on your Tumblr.)
Grandmothers For Change at #OccupyLA
Follow Spencer’s citizen journalist livestream here for constant updates.
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Recent Tracks
- Broken Hearted Melody by Sarah Vaughan & Bull Moose Jackson
- Lover Man (1954 Version) by Sarah Vaughan
- Shulie a Bop by Sarah Vaughan
- It Never Entered My Mind by Sarah Vaughan
- Dedicated To You by Sarah Vaughan & Billy Eckstine
- The Other Half Of Me by Sarah Vaughan
- What Is This Thing Called Love? by Sarah Vaughan
- Lush Life by Sarah Vaughan
- Make Yourself Comfortable by Sarah Vaughan
- I'm Glad There Is You by Sarah Vaughan & Clifford Brown
Liz PhairSarah VaughanBillie HolidayWilcoFeistBon IverThe Velvet UndergroundElvis PresleyElvis Costello & The AttractionsSarah Vaughan & Billy EckstineSarah Vaughan & Clifford BrownSarah Vaughan & Bull Moose JacksonIngrid MichaelsonSara Bareilles & Ingrid Michaelson -
Checkins
- YouTube Next Lab22 W 21st St
- Fish Tag222 W. 79th St.
- Super Swarm SundayWhere The Party's At
- Terminal 5John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK)
- San Francisco International Airport (SFO)McDonnell Rd.
- Golden Gate National Cemetary1300 Sneath Ln
- Oakland International Airport (OAK)1 Airport Dr
- Camacho's CantinaTerminal 1 near Gate 7
- Griffith Observatory2800 E Observatory Ave.
- UCLA Campus GatewayLe Conte Ave & Westwood Blvd
- Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel7000 Hollywood Blvd
- Fred 621850 N Vermont Ave
- Yuca's Taqueria2056 Hillhurst Ave.
- W Los Angeles - Westwood930 Hilgard Ave
- Oakland International Airport (OAK)1 Airport Dr
- Sugar Café679 Sutter St
- Malibu Al's Beach BarTerminal 5 at Gate 53
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Info
- Entertainment | San Francisco Bay Area, USExperience
- May 2010 - PresentDirector of Social Media / My Damn Channel
- 2000 - PresentIndependent Entertainment Professional / Freelance
Education-
2001 - 2003Columbia University in the City of New York
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