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Maria Alana
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- Maligayang Pasko!
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Tweets
- Wow. This is the 1st time I've watched a #Yankees / #Athletics game on a NY broadcast. Yankees broadcasters are ridiculously condescending.
- Hey, ladies, guess what: We only have to pretend that Derek Jeter is attractive for another year or so. #Yankees #Athletics
- #Yankees broadcasters called San Jose the "Soco Valley." Just STOP, guys. Really: "Shhh." Just look at the camera & be pretty. #Athletics
- @matthieudahdah Oh, wait, but that makes us kindred, too!
- @josephbirdsong I will be in town on Friday! We will do something fun! Or maybe just go to Rally's.
- Basically, if I go to your house and it turns out that you, too, keep extra bottles of prosecco chilled "just in case," we are kindred.
- @Shakabrodie Amazing.
- Oh, man. That's definitely not going to be enough for a three-day weekend. http://t.co/ZAONLza8
- This is the BEST: http://t.co/k0SM0jvW @TheBethHoyt plays Tilda Swinton reading tweets from @NotTildaSwinton. BEST, you guys. BEST.
- When I met my new upstairs neighbors they didn't LOOK like they loved stomping all over the floor really loudly over and over and over!
- Hu-Man Element is up to good stuff, too! MT @humanelementla: Great talking the cool stuff going on at @MyDamnChannel today w/ @mariaalana.
- A guy just said to me, "You're a very nice lady." And I said, "Thanks! You, too." #TrueStoryMay 24, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- When are they going to wire us up to make each of us a human WiFi hotspot? Because I think that would totes help cut down my data overages.
- Oh, Chuck. LOL. RT @chucktodd: Huge support for Chrome... no hate for Firefox though... Guess I ought to uninstall Netscape?
- Is it a requirement for dudes who work at NYC bakeries to have beards?May 24, 12 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- Wait, can someone break down the Facebook IPO lawsuit? Rich ppl are suing Morgan Stanley because the rich ppl didn't get richer in one day?
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Posts
An average day in my life:
STRANGER: What do you do?
ME: I work in online video.
STRANGER: *shifting from foot to foot awkwardly* …
ME: It’s not porn.
STRANGER: OHMYGODI’MGLADYOUSAIDTHATIWASAFRAIDTOASK.
Marilyn Manson and Grace Zabriskie are in it and if this were a web series I would greenlight the mother f**ker.
Start looking for some cool online events and join the conversation and create your own Hashtag and make it super popular.
as you can imagine, shit is just fkd up right now. but i wanna say thank you to all our
friends and family (which are kinda one in the same) for all the love and support.
i’m glad to know that all the love that Yauch has put out into the world is coming right back at him.
thank you.There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people. So when we needed them, they could bring the lulz that we never could.
Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Chekhov (via wwnorton)Mariano Rivera has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the crowd on the sidewalkwas acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I see a headline
MARIANO RIVERA HAS COLLAPSED!
there is no snow in Kansas City
there is no hail in Yankee Stadium
I have been to lots of ballgames
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually collapsed
oh MARIANO RIVERA we love you get up.-A poem by Glenn Stout, originaly published at his website, Verb Plow.
In honor of the day before Cinco de Mayo…
…we sent intern Brandon to get the My Damn Channel office 12-packs of Los Doritos Locos Tacos, which are Taco Bell tacos with shells made of Doritos.
REPEAT: TACO SHELLS. MADE. OF. DORITOS.
Oh, lookit us. Just workin’ and stuff.
today i hate the world
today i love the world
Yes, a day on BART inspires the gamut of emotions.
I proudly present my re-creation of the latest DailyGrace extra that somehow got lost.
Or you can just download the video.
FYI We took it down because YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH THAT GRACE IS REALLY A GIANT CHICKEN. I’m sorry, but we can’t let that information get out.
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Recent Tracks
- Addicted by Amy Winehouse
- He Can Only Hold Her by Amy Winehouse
- Some Unholy War by Amy Winehouse
- Wake Up Alone by Amy Winehouse
- Tears Dry On Their Own by Amy Winehouse
- Love Is A Losing Game by Amy Winehouse
- Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
- Just Friends by Amy Winehouse
- Me & Mr Jones by Amy Winehouse
- You Know I'm No Good by Amy Winehouse
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Checkins
- Angel's Share8 Stuyvesant St.
- Yakitori Taisho5 St Marks Pl
- Low Steps - Columbia University2960 Broadway
- Dive 75101 W 75th St.
- Wine & Roses Wine Bar & Cafe286 Columbus Ave.
- Fratelli La Bufala2161 Broadway
- John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK)Van Wyck Expy. & JFK Expy.
- San Francisco International Airport (SFO)McDonnell Rd
- Blue Bottle Coffee Roastery300 Webster St.
- Chop Bar247 4th St.
- Bocanova55 Webster St.
- O.co Coliseum7000 Coliseum Way
- Wine.com Retail Outlet2220 4th street
- Spenger's Fresh Fish Grotto1919 4th St
- Brennan's Restaurant & Bar700 University Ave
- San Francisco International Airport (SFO)McDonnell Rd
- Cincinnati / Northern Kentucky International Airport (CVG)2939 Terminal Dr.
- Terminal DLaGuardia Airport (LGA)
- Apollo Theater253 W 125th St.
- Chelsea Market75 9th Ave.
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Info
- Entertainment | Greater New York City Area, USExperience
- Feb 2012 - PresentEditor-In-Chief / My Damn Channel
Education-
2001 - 2003Columbia University in the City of New York
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